The First in a Series of Season Preview Chats Between the Two Creators

BOBDUCK: ay: let's make t-shirts

PMAC: shawn marions face

PMAC: thats it

PMAC: somehow that represents it

BOBDUCK: lamar fucking odom nukk

BOBDUCK: shawn is good

BOBDUCK: lamar is basically a deity though

PMAC: too bad amare flies

PMAC: literally

PMAC: dude got wings

BOBDUCK: lamar do

PMAC: should call him hermes

BOBDUCK: i know

BOBDUCK: that dude kind of more like achilles

PMAC: tro

BOBDUCK: dino thug is my 2nd favorite of 2003

BOBDUCK: darko being #1

PMAC: haha

PMAC: melo? bron bron?

PMAC: WADE

PMAC: your boy

BOBDUCK: wade is far from my homey

PMAC: i know

BOBDUCK: melo and bron bron are my homeys

BOBDUCK: but darko is my homey

PMAC: hes kinda fake tho

BOBDUCK: homey is literally g

PMAC: to be honest i aint that amped

BOBDUCK: he's legit diaw-steez

BOBDUCK: in terms of breakouts

BOBDUCK: he might be rough in the 1st half

BOBDUCK: but in the 2nd half

BOBDUCK: him and horseboy bout to bangstick like nem-but

PMAC: too bad diaw is legit

BOBDUCK: bout to be best frontcourt since wallace/wallace

BOBDUCK: darko is legit

BOBDUCK: but for different reasons

PMAC: i guess

BOBDUCK: that nukka diaw tight

BOBDUCK: he slasher and passer and shit

PMAC: yea

PMAC: he has a weird playing style tho

PMAC: na mean

BOBDUCK: darko is more top of the key j bones

BOBDUCK: tro, tro

BOBDUCK: diaw a guard in a 6'8" big man's body

BOBDUCK: he like tony parker if t parks was huge

PMAC: yea

BOBDUCK: they have a lot of the same skillset

BOBDUCK: but for some reason diaw can't play guard

BOBDUCK: maybe he's too slow?

BOBDUCK: you think the suns are going all the way?

PMAC: yup

PMAC: diaws just a tad too tall

BOBDUCK: he's only 6'8"

PMAC: and the suns dont need that form ho

BOBDUCK: the suns seem to create their own convention

PMAC: yea

BOBDUCK: but at this point it's fairly mundane

BOBDUCK: i think amare is gonna have an up and down year

BOBDUCK: if he's back by the playoffs though...

PMAC: i hope its all up

PMAC: he still has bounce

BOBDUCK: back like all the way

PMAC: ive been watching the preseason

PMAC: he averaged like 46 vs the mavs two years ago

PMAC: like no exageration

PMAC: over 6 games

BOBDUCK: dern

PMAC: he was DICKIN

BOBDUCK: achilles can fly

PMAC: capita D

PMAC: yep

BOBDUCK: but its that knee

PMAC: im not too worried

BOBDUCK: and he probably is a little out of place still

BOBDUCK: been away for a year

BOBDUCK: from the offense+defense i mean

PMAC: maybe

PMAC: but the suns will get to the playoffs wether hes there or not

PMAC: so he has 82 games to get back

BOBDUCK: oh, no doubt

PMAC: its not like their season rests on him

PMAC: which is nice

PMAC: like for kobe, no adjustment period allowed

PMAC: but i will say that jordan farmar is lookin pretty baller so far

BOBDUCK: that's what i hear

BOBDUCK: not too much optimism he'll take that shit from smush though

BOBDUCK: which is fairly tragic

PMAC: whatever

BOBDUCK: for all smush's magical bounciness, he is low-key bad

PMAC: at least when smush gets his usual 8 bangs + 89 turnovers, farmar will be a sold backup

BOBDUCK: yeah

PMAC: and turaif + bynum looking good too

BOBDUCK: if smush could get a j he would be better

PMAC: lakers squad actually looking low key nice

PMAC: i wont even lie

PMAC: smush actually cashes tres tho

BOBDUCK: laker squad looking aight only because of pjax

BOBDUCK: they're probably like 47 wins

BOBDUCK: maybe 50 if someone else steps the fuck up

PMAC: i actually say fiddy

PMAC: plus they got radmon

BOBDUCK: bynum needs to be good right quick

PMAC: another big thug

PMAC: wit a j

BOBDUCK: he's basically brian cook version 1.1

PMAC: turiaf still his usual too-amped-for saftey self

PMAC: admit brian cook is shit

PMAC: and cant dunk

BOBDUCK: brian cook can shoot some js

BOBDUCK: radman isn't that much better

PMAC: yea, but if he tries to bang hell get hurt

PMAC: radmon is nice

PMAC: he was killing in the playoff

PMAC: s

BOBDUCK: i guess

BOBDUCK: he should start over kwame

BOBDUCK: it should be

BOBDUCK: farmar+kobe+lamar+radman+mihm

PMAC: the lakers bench, no matter who starts, may be one of the best in the L

BOBDUCK: hmm

PMAC: no chance farmar starts

BOBDUCK: i would take some issue with that

BOBDUCK: i wish he would though

PMAC: think about it

BOBDUCK: the suns bench is nice

BOBDUCK: i guess the lakers have a good bench

BOBDUCK: but the mavs are better

PMAC: bench = farmar, bynum, kwame,

BOBDUCK: bynum kinda sucks still

PMAC: they dont have that thug tho

PMAC: the mavs

BOBDUCK: that bang just got you amped

PMAC: that guard

BOBDUCK: devin harris?

PMAC: not j how

PMAC: m

PMAC: the fake ass hair

BOBDUCK: marquis daniels

PMAC: marquis

PMAC: yea

BOBDUCK: he went to the pacers

PMAC: he was kinda tight

BOBDUCK: he's a favorite of mine

PMAC: yea

PMAC: hes underrated

PMAC: pacers bout to be good

PMAC: to bad they have 97 small forwards

BOBDUCK: brb after dinner

PMAC: ok

BOBDUCK: aight nukka

PMAC: i was looking at the pacers roster

PMAC: out of 18 players they have like 8 small forwards

PMAC: ridic

BOBDUCK: dern

BOBDUCK: link me

PMAC: PACERS: Pacers Roster

BOBDUCK: they have decent balance

BOBDUCK: i don't think they're all sfs

PMAC: i guess

BOBDUCK: harrington is more of a pf

PMAC: shawne will, stephen j, james white

BOBDUCK: how fearsome is their starting lineup gonna theoretically be

BOBDUCK: ?

BOBDUCK: j tins

PMAC: yea

BOBDUCK: quis

PMAC: a great vid game squad

PMAC: fa sho

PMAC: like the knicks

BOBDUCK: stejax

BOBDUCK: harrington

BOBDUCK: jermaine

PMAC: does james white have bounce in 2k7?

BOBDUCK: i ain't know

PMAC: cuz he went thru the legs from the free throw line

PMAC: so he should have 99

PMAC: cuz no one else can do that

BOBDUCK: i ain't checked yet

BOBDUCK: i ain't herd the name until now

PMAC: have u seen that dunk tho?

PMAC: oh

PMAC: ill link u up

PMAC: its INSANE

PMAC: in this vid he misses the thru the legs from free throw

PMAC: but i seen him make it in another one

BOBDUCK: aight

PMAC: i gotta find it