Thursday, November 23, 2006

Stand up and give thanks

Lamar Blogom celebrates its first Thanksgiving with a feast fit for a king. The seazon has so far yielded bountiful treasures with the promise of many more to come. So, we list 24 things that we are thankful for:

  1. Andrew Bynum becoming Big Pussy and flashing strands of future greatness.
  2. ATLanta proving that you can win games with a roster of only people 6'7" or 6'8".
  3. The Heat collapsing in on themselves like some kind of aging supernova.
  4. Starbury's Starburies.
  5. Nate Robinson swatting Yao Ming.
  6. Yao Ming, best center in the league.
  7. Kevin Garnett, tortured soul in search of absolution.
  8. Amare's return.
  9. Josh Smith.
  10. Gerald Wallace.
  11. Brendan Haywood's favorite movie is Coming to America.
  12. CP3 and Weezy F. Baby bringing back the N.O.
  13. Chris Bosh making game winning 3s.
  14. Don Nelson taking over the Yay Area.
  15. Monta Ellis.
  16. Jerry Sloan fashioning a sleek new version of Old School.
  17. Kaveman's hair.
  18. TMac is healthy.
  19. Darko (almost) dominant.
  20. Grant Hill's ankles are intact.
  21. Mamba's newfound efficiency.
  22. JR Smith, NBA starter.
  23. Ron Ron is still playing.
  24. Lamar Odom beginning to fathom his own depths.

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