no, not like the ones i layed down in the offseason. these awards are based purely on who's the best (as i amorphously decide it) in both conferences. i'll lay down a sentence or two for each dude. basic rules:
- they have to be in that conference for which they are selected.
- 2 guards, 2 forwards, 1 center.
WEST.
pg: steve nash- sneaky 'nuck posting career numbers after 2 straight mvp awards. obvious.
sg: kobe bryant- possible g.o.a.t. in his prime elevating the worst supporting cast in the league to 50-win pace.
f: dirk nowitzki- big german who keeps on refining and improving every single season. pretty hard to guard.
f: kevin garnett- the most intense player in the league, rumored to be able to kill people using only his eyes.
c: amare stoudemire- maybe not playing as well as tim duncan, but the mofo plays for the best team in the conference, is ridic bangtime, and is only about 80% back. STAT.
EAST.
pg: gilbert arenas- non-stop daggerman from further than 38 feet out. goofy as hell.
sg: dwyane wade- (and it pains me to say this but) he's basically dragging the heat along on some man-sized shoulders. i put him just below kobe in the sg rankings. i will now shoot myself repeatedly.
sf: lebron james- actually tailing off a little this season. rampant speculation that he may be shaqing it until the playoffs. best shape that up or the cavs might never sniff glory.
pf: chris bosh- crafty lefty that looks like a velociraptor and plays w/somewhat less ferocity. still awesome.
c: dwight howard- this gives the east 4 players drafted since 2003, and 5 in this millenium. it is for that reason that the east will become the dominant conference sooner rather than later.
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